Whom do you think you are kidding Mr Johnson
If you think that Brexit’s done
Barnier is the boy to stop your little game
Barnier is the boy to make you think again
‘Cause whom do you think you are kidding Mr Johnson
If you think that Brexit’s done
Boris J is chipper now that the election’s won
But when he gets to Brussels he’ll find his deals underdone
So whom do you think you are kidding Mr Johnson
If you think that Brexit’s done
Boris J confabulates, he’s taking back control
But when he gets to Brussel he’ll find Michel in that role
So whom do you think you are kidding Mr Johnson
If you think that Brexit’s done.